Hi im destinee, 23, proud mother, pansexual, happily taken. Always willing to talk about anything, so my ask is always open. I post pretty much whatever the hell I want.
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k-eke:

Be careful …

woke-up-on-derse:

glitterhoney:

luisonte:

Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

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am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

svcxb:

cikero:

cikero:

bro people talking about how trump/biden probably take adderall like yeah probably but I want you all to look up the absolute CONCOCTION jfk was on like 99% of the time

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maybe his head really DID just do that

mini-wrants:

starkmaiden:

Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.

“Why aren’t we allowed on the wall?”

“BECAUSE WE’RE NOT BETROTHED TO MEN!”

lennat2:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Once in college, at 3 AM, I couldnt get my printer to print out my assignment that was due at 9 AM, so I emailed my professor with “i am sleeping beauty and some day my prints will come. In the mean time here is an electronic copy”

And she emailed me back in like 5 minutes telling me she’d laughed so hard she startled her dog awake

frogmp3:

it’s good when someone who thought they were bisexual realizes they’re a lesbian and when someone who thought they were a lesbian realizes they’re bisexual. both of those moments deserve at least a tasteful brunch celebration

the-darkness-does-not-bargain:

Bly Manor ghosts: oh they’ll never notice me here in this corner of the frame, I’m so spooky

Me, being familiar with this trick from Hill House:

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angiethewitch:

saltykingsalty:

ancientcitystyle:

[ *Shocked silence*

*Bewildered silence*

“Uh…

I’m just Welsh…” ]

MY FAVOURITE TIKTOK OF ALL TIME

glitterhoney:

luisonte:

Coño don limpio

mr clean off the shits

glazecake:

fuzzyfawn on ig